Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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