He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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