around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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