This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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