At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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