dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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