I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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