I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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