He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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