I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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