my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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