Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You left your underwear on the fireplace
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
