Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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