Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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