So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
