His pubic hair was longer than his dick
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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