You really coming over, don't trick.
If i come over, it means nothing
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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