all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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