We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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