when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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