He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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