He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
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