Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
So vagazzling was a success
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