he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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