Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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