You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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