In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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