Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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