sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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