? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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