Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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