ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Damn victory sex feels great
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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