i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Randomize
