Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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