wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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