I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
