plz talk dirty to me
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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