I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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