Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He keeps bees of course he's weird
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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