i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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