i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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