I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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