I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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