Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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