we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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