I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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