Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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