Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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