Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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