thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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