oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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