Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Randomize
