The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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