I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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