your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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