I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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